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-19385
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19385 by Magicznyy October 28, 2023
Words you can keep
A year in which, despite the seemingly drug-like addiction that they all have to the song of the same title, most Bowling For Soup fans were not alive.
"I'd still be preoccupied with 1985...if my parents had copulated 9 years earlier."
1985 by Captain Demo-lition June 11, 2005

1985-1996 

When rap didn't suck....it all died with pac and biggie now we got bullshit like lil wayne
1985-1996 by B-rote December 22, 2008
A great song that was completely killed by the radio. Here's the history:
The song was originally written and recorded by SR-71 on their album HERE WE GO. It was about a woman who wanted to be a star in the 80s but had an unplanned pregnancy.
A friend of SR-71's Mitch Allan, Jaret Reddick was in the UK that year with his band, Bowling For Soup. BFS had just been nominated for a grammy in 2002 and were about to put the finishing touches on A HANGOVER YOU DON'T DESERVE. Jaret decided to buy his friend's album and the song that caught his ears was...1985. Nobody really knows who made the call. According to SR-71's website, Jaret called and asked if he could rewrite the song and put it on their new album. But according to Bowling for Soup's website, Mitch called Jaret and asked about the cover. All we know is BFS rewrote and covered 1985 and the awesome cover was over played on every radio station thus ruining it.
In 2005, something horrible happened. KidzBop ruined the already ruined song by putting it on KidzBop 7. Also, a copy of KidzBop, 4 Kidz by Kidz put it on 4 Kidz by Kidz 2. Radio Disney found the song and edited it. someone put it on a karaoke thingy. Even though the song kept getting put on all the useless cover albums, people started to pay less attention to the song and Bowling For Soup. They were luckily saved when they released "Almost" as a single, but it may not have happened. It just goes to show you the evils of the radio.
1985 is a great song but it was overplayed on the radio.
1985 by I LISTEN 2 EVERYTHING July 19, 2006
1. best f*cking year ever!

In 1985:

Nintendo brings the NES to America, and creates Nintendo of America. Hooray!

Mike Tyson begins his career in Albany New York, with a 1st Round KO. (bad ass)

1st Wrestlemania ever (kick ass)

Back to the Future hits theaters (kicks ass)

Calvin and Hobbes debuts (in 35 newspapers)

Microsoft debuts Windows 1.0 (sucks ass)

American badass John Gotti takes over the Gambino family by having two mafia heads assassinated outside a steakhouse (kicks ass)

2. Piece of shit Bowling for Soup song.
After my piece of shit Windows computer broke down, I went 1985 on everyone's ass and played Mike Tyson's Punchout on the NES and dropped Soda Popinski like a Gambino Family mark.

Hey have you heard that crappy Bowling for Soup song 1985?" "Yeah man they suck ass. At least they got the year right.
1985 by vaanhalen June 2, 2010

1985 bears 

This really only needs one word: God.
Dude have you prayed to the 1985 bears?
1985 bears by Billds October 3, 2007

The 1985 Chicago Bears

The 1985 Chicago Bears were so good, they could sing the Super Bowl Shuffle even before they won it, knowing that they would.
The 1985 Chicago Bears by Patar13 October 2, 2008
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