Definitions by vaanhalen

1985 

1. best f*cking year ever!

In 1985:

Nintendo brings the NES to America, and creates Nintendo of America. Hooray!

Mike Tyson begins his career in Albany New York, with a 1st Round KO. (bad ass)

1st Wrestlemania ever (kick ass)

Back to the Future hits theaters (kicks ass)

Calvin and Hobbes debuts (in 35 newspapers)

Microsoft debuts Windows 1.0 (sucks ass)

American badass John Gotti takes over the Gambino family by having two mafia heads assassinated outside a steakhouse (kicks ass)

2. Piece of shit Bowling for Soup song.

After my piece of shit Windows computer broke down, I went 1985 on everyone's ass and played Mike Tyson's Punchout on the NES and dropped Soda Popinski like a Gambino Family mark.

Hey have you heard that crappy Bowling for Soup song 1985?" "Yeah man they suck ass. At least they got the year right.

1985 by vaanhalen June 2, 2010