14th of March

Steak and Blow Job Day

Hey darling, its the 14th of March, you know what that means :-)

by WMHGrun March 14, 2017

March 14th

The day SpongeBob reclaimed the Crown saved the Bikini Bottom, Mr. Krabs, and King Neptune from Plankton and his “lemon scented” Plan Z.

Bikini Bottom citizen: praise be to SpongeBob for __ years ago, on March 14th he saved us all!!

by Jskajxn May 17, 2019

March 14th

The male equivalent to Valentine's Day (February 14th), Steak n' Blowjob Day. Steak n' Blowjob Day relates to couples participating in the consumption of steak (mainly medium rare) and the female giving the male a blowjob for a minimum of 6 minutes (traditional countdown from mesoamerican holiday).

Bary: "Hey Martha! It's March 14th!"
Martha: "Bary you're a sick fuck, I'm getting a divorce"
Bary: *unzips pants furiously* "Get to suckin'!"

by McJazzerVEVO October 23, 2019

March 14th

The day the world got better

People born on March 14th can accomplish anything they put there mind to.

by Laya Mae January 17, 2021

March 14th

The specific day in “Spongebob Squarepants” in which Plankton rips a page of a calendar and tells that it is the day that Mr. Krabs “fries”.

Plankton: “Sorry about this calendar”(Plankton rips a page of a calendar) “March 14th! Wait, that’s not right? It should say the day that Krabs fries!”

by Cup O’ Fluff November 10, 2019

march 14th

national cake day. every one gets to buy themselves a cake with their parents money

March 14th is cake day

by cham-p March 13, 2021

March 14th

The day the world went to shit in the year 2020.

The year my birthday ruined the world

Guy 1: Whoa, look at what today is!
Guy 2: It's March 14th, that clusterfuck of a kid's birthday!
Guy 1: Wasn't it their unlucky 13th?
Guy 2: Talk about Unlucky

by Acornpupp June 22, 2021