You call this internet?
I call this the most fucking goddamn piece of shit motherfucking hunk of shit oblivious ass-sucking connection!
This is extremely slow internet.
It takes around, what? 50,000 years to do anything on the internet?
(YES, THIS WAS A REAL INTERNET CONNECTION.....)
Guy 1: Hey, what type of internet connection do you use?
Guy 2: 14k
Guy 1: Go fuck yourself, you worthless piece of shit! Why would you use that type of connection!
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.