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Reference to Fight Club, whose two first rules were both 'Do not talk about Fight Club'. May be used for anything secret, particularly an organization or group of some sort.
Person A: How's the plan coming along?

Person B: 1 and 2, man! Shut up!
1 and 2 by Autotroph December 4, 2007
Words you can keep
The most destructive phase ever spoken, believed to be created by a group of youths during a game of coins way back in 2007, “1 and 2” has recently been discovered by Ukrainian militants and intelligence informs us that they are planning to use it at the Beijing 2008 Olympics to cause a mass state of chaos and havoc.
game of coins
Ringo: Ahhh ya missed
Clair: No pointing with your elbow! 2 shots!
Jason: Ahhh Rimmmmmaaaaaa ave anota shot
Jarrad: Rim this ya gay!
Tomo: ay got im, your out piss off!
Pete: 1 and 2

mass destruction, broken tv cabinet, flipped table, buckets everywhere
1 and 2 by J-Truck April 15, 2008

Guy 1 and 2

Seemingly in every Urban Dictionary definition. Not sure how they’re not worldwide famous
Guy 1 and Guy 2 in unison: Hi everyone, it’s Guy 1 and 2 and we’re famous on this website because examples are hard
Guy 1 and 2 by nlolhere June 25, 2020

rules 1 and 2 

First two rules of an infamous site on the Internetz. They both mean that you're not allowed to talk about the site. Ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.
rules 1 and 2 by Abdomumibinima April 28, 2007

rules 1 and 2 

1. You do not talk about /b/.
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.

What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.
rules 1 and 2 only apply during raids, idiot
rules 1 and 2 by Daymoon April 9, 2008

Rule 1 and 2 

In the context of dating, "Rule 1 and 2" is
Rule #1: Be attractive
Rule #2: Don’t be unattractive
Q: How do I get matches on Tinder?
A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 8/12/22;
Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you

Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?

Chad: Rule 1 and 2...
Rule 1 and 2 by Hans Henrik May 27, 2023

rules 1 and 2 

Part of the "rules of the internet", made in early 2006 by someone in the /b/ section of 4chan who fancies the site a secret underground.

Due to the /b/ section being overrun with users from sites such as Gaia Online and MySpace, these rules were accepted, and more people took part in the illusion that 4chan is a SUPAR SECRAT CLOBHAUS. Despite the fact that these two rules state that you shouldn't talk about /b/, some people will cite "RULES 1 AND 2!!" every time 4chan (or even a meme) is mentioned outside of the site.

Thankfully, this vermin of stupidity remains contained in /b/, so people who cite rules 1 and 2 in other boards are bound to get flamed and hopefully banned.
*4chan Steam group is mentioned in a /v/ thread*
Idiot: RULES 1 AND 2 BITCH
Anonymous: facepalm.jpg
Anonymous: kill yourself
rules 1 and 2 by WHYIAMSOBALD July 20, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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