Yelena Belova is a marvel comic book character. She originates in Earth-616 but also appears in Earth-199999 (the MCU). Joining the Red Room at 15 she's now a professional assassin and currently working as a freelancer.
She is not the same as Natasha Romanoff, do not call them the same.
Yelena is one of the best people u will meet. She is kind, beautiful, funny, and is very artistic and original. She is very understanding and has a great sense of humor. She has the best fashion sence and always looks stunning. She can sometimes get upset with you but you both will work it out, if you mean something to hear. She is a little shorter but that just makes her give you the most perfect hugs because she fits perfectly under your chin and hugs you extra tight if you are sad. She will always be there for you and will try her best to make u happy if u are having a rough day. If you ever meet a Yelena don’t miss the opportunity to be friends with her because she makes an amazing friend. 💜
Yelena: (starts singing) dragon tails dragon tails...
Me: (looks at her confused ) ohh.. dragon tails dragons tails
Both of us: iTS ALmoST tIME fOR DRAgON TAilS!!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*