-5th Law 

As stated According to very serious Calculations that 2+2=7 U must go to Hoco/Prom with said White boy/girl

“Bro it’s ok I’m just gonna follow the -5th Law”

-5th Law by Swiggle giggle September 9, 2021

Forsens Law

According to Forsen's law, the end portal is always 5-7 rooms far from the base staircase (not counting darksouls walls or stairs and any scuffed stronghold is disqualified). 󠀀

Dude, you have to follow forsens law if you wanna find the end portal.

Forsens Law by Emer1x November 12, 2020

The Law of the Lemon 

The Law of the Lemon — The first law and the first proof of the existence of sympathetic magic. This is an especially powerful illustration to use on a person who claims that magic doesn’t exist; that free will can overcome anything, and that magic will not work on them.

Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.

If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.

Mess around and find out.

The first proof of sympathetic magic is The Law of the Lemon: if you engage the five senses in the visualization of a lemon and deeply imagine it’s smell, color, texture, and the sound of your hand sliding over the lemon you will salivate and experience a bitter taste in your mouth if I tell you to bite into the lemon once the visualization is well established.

Mess around and find out.

If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.

The Law of the Lemon by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023

ACS Law 

A known 'scam' lawfirm that operate on the basis that innocent people are too scared by (barely)legal letters to fight them.

See: slyck.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=541494

ACS Law just sent a threatening letter to my elderly grandmother claiming she'd shared pornography online. She's in tears despite knowing she's never owned her own internet connection.

Sorry Mr. Smith but my daughter hasn't done her homework this week because she received a letter from ACS Law threatening to ruin her life.

Gavin, how are those idiots at ACS Law still practicing? Surely they're banned from the UK by now?

ACS Law by Online Pirate September 23, 2010

Karamazov Law

How the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

When asked why Karen bombarded social media with pics of her relationship, even though he cheated on her twice, Manuel rolled his eyes and muttered "Karamazov Law..."

Karamazov Law by HailHydraforce January 7, 2021

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength 

When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas

Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength by jamundertoast December 17, 2010

Man Law Bible 

The ultimate reference guide book for any and all Man Laws. It was published in 2009 by Brian Griswold and Paul Skyllz. It's the best thing for men since the full picture Karma Sutra. This book is the antithesis of everything feminine and metro sexual.

WARNING: This book may cause rage, weeping, hair loss, weight loss, excessive weight gain, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, head aches, euphoria, decapitation, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of spouse, gambling, nose bleeds, groin pain, international incidents, uncontrollable night terrors, uncontrollable turrets, uncontrollable hatred for the French, finger dislocation, shoulder dislocation, domicile dislocation, painful laughter, and hiccups. Don't use while sleeping and driving. After reading avoid using heavy machinery or flying for 12 hours. If blood shoots out from your eyes, stop reading and contact your doctor. In the case of being stranded on a deserted island or being hunted by a rich billionaire, do not rely on this book to save your life. This book has been known to incite riots, uprisings, revolutions, divorce, wet t-shirt contests, and mutiny. Read this book carefully and avoid eye contact with Zombies.

A look inside The Man Law Bible:

Man Law 5- A man cannot be bisexual.

Man Law 157- There is no reason why a man should ever sit on another man's lap.

Man Law 232- It's always Beer30 somewhere.

Man Law 301- You should eat at least one meal a month while standing.

Man Law 334- Never eye wink another man.

Man Law 417- You should always take a girl up on a bet that she can't put her whole fist in her mouth.

Man Law Bible by Doc Grimshaw November 21, 2011