Newton's 5th law of political dynamics

The more a politician says he stands for family values, the more likely he is to cheat on his wife.

That Congressman is screaming he stands for family values. Yeah, he's following Newton's 5th law of political dynamics and must be banging his assistant

by Endsurg May 25, 2010

5th law of thermodynamics

L's always attract to nigels.

the 5th law of thermodynamics dictates that if you have any friends that are named Nigel, they are 100% guaranteed to get L's

by jackwilliebob July 11, 2022

-5th Law

As stated According to very serious Calculations that 2+2=7 U must go to Hoco/Prom with said White boy/girl

“Bro it’s ok I’m just gonna follow the -5th Law”

by Swiggle giggle September 9, 2021

Newton's 5th Law

Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.

"That's Newton's 5th Law: Ben is always right."

by Sin&Win March 21, 2022