Guy Fieri 

A Baroness sympathizer. Quoted as being a "degenerate piece of filth," and "the third and final Antichrist." An evil, evil man who will bring about the apocalypse. In the future he becomes the High Chaplain of Interstellar War. Arguably his worst crime is his bad rapping. "No other human in history was responsible for more death and suffering." - Dirk

TT: Ever hear of Guy Fieri?

GT: No?

GT: I dont think so.

TT: You're fortunate then.

Guy Fieri by Ironically Anonymous September 4, 2013

Guy Fieri 

Guy Fieri is the host of about a half dozen shows on Food Network. This isn't even his birth name. He was born Guy Ferry (not even joking) and subsequently changed his name, no doubt because of the ridicule he deservingly recieved while growing up. He is the embodiment of douchebag. This poor excuse for a man dons bleach blonde hair, some ridiculous facial hair growth, sweat bands on his ams, earrings, sun glasses on the back of his head, and a bunch of other assorted jewelery. There is no bigger tool living or deceased.

Guy Fieri makes my stomoch turn. Why the hell did Food network give that dip shit so many shows?

Guy Fieri by snickelfitch March 28, 2009

Guy Fieri 

1. A crappy chef on the Food Network
2. A lesbian-ish looking man.

1. That Guy Fieri recipe was shit!
2. Wow. Look at that Guy Fieri. He looks very dykey with his bleached spiked haircut, fatness, and bowling shirts.

Guy Fieri by doucherpenguinpants August 8, 2009

Guy Fieri 

When someone farts in your mouth while cumming and say “welcome to flavortown”.

Camille “I was with Guy last night and he Guy Fieri’d me; it was amazing!”

Guy Fieri by THATEGGYDICKBOI April 23, 2020

Guy Fieri 

To dress, talk and act as if one were still living in 1997. Guy Fieris usually adorn bleached-hair, baggy clothing, jewelry and sweatbands on their forearms.

Jim *to a random girl*: "Ma'am, your ass is outta bounds!"
Michael: "Ignore him, he's just a Guy Fieri"

Guy Fieri by neineinein329 July 5, 2015

Guy Fieri 

if you call guy fieri a loser or a crappy chef you can burn in the flames of his shirt. guy fieri is my daddi and you know deep down inside you he is yours too. welcome to flavortown bitch. GUY IS LOVE GUY IS LIFE.

Guy Fieri is daddi and you know it

Guy Fieri by guyisdaddi101 December 31, 2016

Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica 

The brutalist, most ear piercing, intense music you will ever hear in your entire life.

Guy 1-Yo i cant wait for Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica' new album "duct taped to a moose('s cock)!!
Guy 2-I know i cant wait to hear such classic songs as barftrails, and cellino and barnes.

Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica by gfgaed February 14, 2009