A brain-dead Millenialβs corner-cutting way of advertising an ill-conceived dependence on getting high on Meth before marathon anonymous raw dog fuck sessions with total strangers. Often multiple total strangers.
βI need to put π in my profile headline, just in case anyone might think my self-esteem is good enough to have sex while coherent.β
β π should hopefully signify to everyone on that dating app that I have no self-respect, and expect to contract multiple communicable diseases this weekend before I get canned from my job on Monday while still awake from last Friday.β
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).