Øyvind

Scandinavian boy name, most common in Norway.
Means "Island of wind" or something.
Not so many ppl is called Øyvind, thus making it even cooler.

Person #1 - Hi, my name is Øyvind!
Person #2 - Omg... I havent even met you before, but because youre called Øyvind you instantly have all my respect, youre the coolest person ever!

Øyvind by Scented March 21, 2008

Øyvind

A very addictive central stimulating substance. People doing Øyvind is often recognized walking around with extreme euphoria. Interviews with people doing øyvind says its a very extreme experience, but the downside is that everything and everyone else seems dull in comparison.

I just had a piece of Øyvind... AWSOME!
I need some more Øyvind...

Øyvind by andasp February 6, 2010

Øyvind

Type of person with a lot of body hair and can grow facial hair at extreme speed. This causes people to often be mistaken for some kind of primate.

Although most might seem aggressive they are usually calm individuals often with much life experience.

The exception is when they ingest large amounts of alcohol, this brings out the more primal instincts within them. It's theorized that their appearance is caused by a closer link to primates or "cavemen"

Holy shit! was that a chimpanzee?
- No man, that was only a Øyvind.

I think I saw an ape drive a car just now.
-Sure it wasn't a Øyvind?

I just got some great camping tips from that Øyvind over there.

Øyvind by John Doggett February 20, 2011

Øyvind

He's a fucking legend, end of discussion

Person 1: Øyvind is not that cool...
Person 2: He's a fucking legend, end of discussion.

Øyvind by aua2000 June 8, 2017

øyvindporno 

Awful porn. Not in the sense that it is very extreme or disgusting, just very, very low quality.

Øyvind: I am just gonna put on some porn in the backgound, to set the mood and stuff, guys.

Guy 1: Jesus Christ! ... Yeah, that sure is some øyvindporno right there. Why did they even bother filming this?

Guy2: Øyvind, your aweful porn has made me clinically depressed.

øyvindporno by Sendemailsen December 30, 2012