A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.
This term will get you mad pussy.
"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."
by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017
The slogan of L.A. band Dark Angel, whose album Darkness Descends was the pinnacle of 80s thrash (Dave Lombardo doesn't have shit on Gene Hoglan's drumming). Unarguably the most badass slogan in metal history, and very fitting, as few other bands have hit 286 bpm in a song, or kept up at 200bpm for over 8 minutes.
by Red the Ghost June 27, 2010
"Ski Fast, Eat ass" is a phrase used to hype up others about having a good time on a ski hill and living life past the edge of ones comfort zone. Both in the snow and in the bedroom. The saying is most effective when yelled while on a lift with a preferred alcoholic beverage in hand. "Ski Fast, Eat Ass" originated in Bozeman Montana- mainly on the slopes of Bridger Bowl as a form of greeting by some blonde college guy.
"What are you up to this weekend, any plans?"
"Yeah I am going up to the mountain with some friends!"
"Sweet! Ski Fast, Eat ass!"
"Yeah I am going up to the mountain with some friends!"
"Sweet! Ski Fast, Eat ass!"
by Buffpeen December 14, 2022
by coochiecloutlord November 24, 2018
A very annoying woman that her slaps and moves are more fast than lightning itself, and, damn, hers slaps hurts like hell!
Guy 1: dude, look that blond bitch, across the street!
Guy 2: oh no dude, are you blind? that's a big fat ugly b-
(DOUBLE SLAP SOUND!!!!)
Guy 1: damn!!
Guy 2: fuck, dude, what was that?!
Guy 1: dude, that's a real fast bad ass bitch!
Guy 2: jesus!!!!
Guy 2: oh no dude, are you blind? that's a big fat ugly b-
(DOUBLE SLAP SOUND!!!!)
Guy 1: damn!!
Guy 2: fuck, dude, what was that?!
Guy 1: dude, that's a real fast bad ass bitch!
Guy 2: jesus!!!!
by Fast Bad Ass Bitch October 29, 2008
by Cheesy_Pants June 9, 2017
Similar to the phrase “Eat ass and Skate fast” however refers to an overweight individual who can not skate very well due to the fact that they eat so much so quickly.
Jim: wanna go eat ass and skate fast later bro?
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan
by Red Dogg May 30, 2018