The big box that poisons the mind of any living organism that sits in front of it. Symptoms of TV poisoning are:
Massive drooling
Bloodshot eyes
Lazy tounges
Slurred speach
Serial killing
The urge to buy any product advertised
Massive drooling
Bloodshot eyes
Lazy tounges
Slurred speach
Serial killing
The urge to buy any product advertised
Take this scenario for example:
"Honey, time for dinner"
"Budmom. Lost isgointobeonsprettysoons"
"Son, stop watching that dumb tv"
"GotohellfoallsIcaremom"
"Honey, time for dinner"
"Budmom. Lost isgointobeonsprettysoons"
"Son, stop watching that dumb tv"
"GotohellfoallsIcaremom"
by Packies November 2, 2006
Something you use to watch your favorite shows on. Often used to watch Netflix as well. Many eat popcorn while using this.
Kevin: "What should we watch on TV today, Tiffany?"
Tiffany: "How about a romance to celebrate our relationship?"
Kevin: "Sure!"
Tiffany: "How about a romance to celebrate our relationship?"
Kevin: "Sure!"
by tangentjif April 21, 2017
by flatroze September 26, 2010
A TV is essentially box containing moving pictures, accompanied by sound, designed to reverse the effects of education in adults, seniors, and children. It is occasionally referred to as a boob tube, a television, and various other names. It corrupts the minds of a nations people. It is everywhere you go. There is no escape. NONE. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Before TV:
Bob: "Hey Jack, what's 6+6?"
Jack: "12"
After TV:
Bob: "Hey Jack, what's 6+6?"
Jack: "plus..?"
Bob: "Hey Jack, what's 6+6?"
Jack: "12"
After TV:
Bob: "Hey Jack, what's 6+6?"
Jack: "plus..?"
by Jesse Wilkerson November 14, 2007
"TV" stands for "Taylor's version", which is used to differentiate re-recorded versions of Taylor Swift's albums due to problems with her previous label.
by moontv January 5, 2022
Basically something that is hanging around your house that is obsolete. Everybody is on the internet, going to games, or playing video games.
TV back then: Stuff like the Simpsons that could be watched by the whole family.
TV now: CSI reruns, movies that are played, 1500 times, mindless reality shows, stupid documentaries, spongebob, wrestling, hannah montana, NASCAR, annoying shopping channels, and letting you nearly have your tits hang out.
TV now: CSI reruns, movies that are played, 1500 times, mindless reality shows, stupid documentaries, spongebob, wrestling, hannah montana, NASCAR, annoying shopping channels, and letting you nearly have your tits hang out.
by Lil Duff 2008 December 6, 2008