1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness
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by Bud E Love May 05, 2003
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The act of being retarded.
Ex: Josh was so tarding over bob
Ex: Billy was tarding so bad, we left him at the mall.
by Lekana October 01, 2005
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Someone who acts unintelligent either purposely or accidentally.
Associating with someone mentally disabled and/or retarded.
by Naomi J November 26, 2008
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A person who is retarded, but is realy a normal person just acting like one.
Since he fell off the stairs he is a tard
by D C August 09, 2006
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Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!
by Merrick January 29, 2006
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A hard on induced by a retarded person.
Dude, that girl from special ed gives me a raging 'tard on!
by Billyclub Lenny February 05, 2007
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