NPS

NPS is a unit of measurement used to describe the number of times a person nuts per second

I was jerkin it at a rate of 43 NPS.

by ThiCCCCC Daddy J October 25, 2018

NPS

Non-Penetrative Sex; sexual activity which does not include sexual penetration, such as: kissing, cuddling, spooning, humping, frottage and mutual masturbation.

MWM seeks MWF for NPS.

by Tooth Loose LaTrek May 20, 2013

Np

the definition of np its not really a definition but np stands for nigger please

say a kid is begging for a toy he'l say np as in nigger please

by #niggerplease! November 10, 2018

Nps

No pussy shit

Susan didn't want to jump into the lake but her friends just kept saying nps till eventually she jumped bc she didn't want to be a chicken

by Nps December 4, 2013

np

1: Most commonly used as an acronym for the term 'no problem'.
2: Also can be used in the game Left 4 Dead in which it would stand for either no problem OR nice pounce, depending on the context of it's use.

"Thanks bro!"
"np man."

or in l4d

____ has pounced you for 25
You: shit... np man.
Hunter: ty

by Hunter000 September 28, 2009

NPS

No pants spoon. Laying in the bed or on the couch in the spooning position with no pants on. Usually leading to fun activities

Hey baby let's lay down and have an NPS.

by Kgrassers July 11, 2008

NP

Nigga Please also for white people negro please. Used to express disbelief in a stament or action from someone or something. Mental rejection of something as untrue.

My friend text me last nite, talkin' bout he pulled two bitches in the club. I texted him back "NP"

by Daleskid April 28, 2013