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emu
1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.
Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"
Random: "Thats awesome"
Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"
(awkward silence)
Random: "Thats awesome"
Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"
(awkward silence)
emu by Sloppies' Sasquatch September 9, 2008
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EMU
EMU by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004
emu
Mom: Oh look sweetie is that an emu there?? look at his hair!
Me: No mom, i think you mean an emo
Mom: oh *giggles* ok
Me: No mom, i think you mean an emo
Mom: oh *giggles* ok
emu by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2006
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