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1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.
Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"

Random: "Thats awesome"

Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"

(awkward silence)
emu by Sloppies' Sasquatch September 9, 2008
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Emu by Rygar October 13, 2004
emus are going to take over the world.
emu by 1/3 jeff May 3, 2020
emu is a type of bird. it lives in australia. it sticks it's head into the ground when it gets scared.
emu by shreggert February 18, 2021
what my mom says when she means to say "emo"
Mom: Oh look sweetie is that an emu there?? look at his hair!
Me: No mom, i think you mean an emo
Mom: oh *giggles* ok
emu by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2006