turn the dog up

Being intoxicated and taking illicit drugs and leaving your body disabled and wrecked

Hey shawn wanna turn the dog up, yeah mat let's turn the dog right up

by Turn the dog up June 3, 2016

Dog

Extremely dumb animal that eats poop as well as your buttcrack.

Dumbo ate the viewer’s poop and buttcrack like a dog.

by The bjkhxskjh December 9, 2022

Chili-Dog Showdown

You eat a chili dog, and then you ride on a roller coaster. If you didn’t puke, you eat another chili dog and then ride again until you puke.

Alright then, I challenge you to a chili-dog showdown. Whoever wins gets the girl.

“Damn it, Jerry, I challenge you to a chili-dog showdown.”

by JHERRRY June 6, 2025

Dogs

god

dogs are fucking gods man

by fasjhftuiwhywwthjthkelaadfh May 18, 2019

Puppy Dogging

Its when a car salesman lets you take the car home in hopes of you buying it.

Puppy dogging really works during tax time.

by Tsundera October 9, 2017

Afghan dog collar

While in missionary with a girl grab her neck with both hands, pull out hover over her chest. Proceed to scream Allah Akbar and drop a steamy dump on her.

Was with some raunchy chick last night when we got home from the bar I gave her a nice afghan dog collar.

by Dr.duckbutter November 23, 2024

dog sit

Not to be confused with dogshit; dogsit refers to how canines and generally dog-like animals sit upright with their penis and, if not neutered, testicles exposed to whomever may view the pup sitting in the position

Person 1: Yo, your dog is dog sitting.
Person 2: Oh yeah, ha.
Person 1: Dog sit, lol

by JackAttack1U November 15, 2024