Dog's Breakfast

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess

"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

Corn dogging

A sex act in which one finger is shoved into the hole of a penis, resembling the stick coming out from a corn dog

I peed my pants today. Probably because Sheila corn dogged me last night. I like a good corn dogging.

by Dookie Boy Deluxe April 20, 2023

Corn Dogging

A sex act when a finger is shoved into a penis hole so that it resembles a corn dog with the stick coming out.

I peed my pants this morning. Probably because Sheila have me a good corn dogging last night.

by Dookie Boy Deluxe April 20, 2023

Dog

Dogs might be viewing as an animal but if you step into there world they mean a whole lot more.Difs are your friends,Dogs get you through the hard times,Dogs give the best cuddles.Even though they can’t hear you they know how you feel,even though the don’t speak your language they understand you.Sometimes,they can seem like worthless pets but inside they are much more there what’s in your heart.If I’m honest with you they are family never take you Dig for granted,Yours truly galaxy

Mia:My dog Gizmo is so cute
Amelia:Mia you what’s on the outside doesn’t matter it’s what’s on the inside that counts.

by thewiseoldcow April 21, 2023

Dog

Dogs might be boreing as an animal but if you step into there world they mean a whole lot more.Dogs are your friends,Dogs get you through the hard times,Dogs give the best cuddles.Even though they can’t hear you they know how you feel,even though the don’t speak your language they understand you.Sometimes,they can seem like worthless pets but inside they are much more there what’s in your heart.If I’m honest with you they are family never take you Dog for granted,Yours truly galaxy

Mia:My dog Gizmo is so cute
Amelia:Mia you what’s on the outside doesn’t matter it’s what’s on the inside that counts.

by thewiseoldcow April 21, 2023

cat the dead dog

the cat died to the dead dog

cat the dead dog died

by flying man April 21, 2023

dustie the dog

a dog who has crooked teeth, an underbite, and a lazy eye who also acts very stupid all the time

Friend 1: “come meet my dog! he is such a dustie!”
friend 2: “oh yeah he is a dustie the dog!”

by lemaighphoe April 22, 2023