female dog

An actual definition of one of the most iconic cuss words: bitch

Guy 1: Have you seen the new girl? She's such a female dog.
Guy 2: Yeah. I hate her. Why does she always wear mismatched shoes?

by Pannwinner1 May 4, 2023

Dog

An animal that females think makes up their entire personality.

What do you like to do for fun?
“Pet my dog, go for walks with my dog, feed my dog, bathe my dog”
Ha…yeah, uh, do you like to do anything else besides take care of your pet?
“Uhm ya I downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call me out to a T”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 8, 2023

Big Dogs Gotta Eat To

Even the biggest bloke has to eat

There's a family feast happening and the tallest biggest man comes in let's everybody know that the Big Dogs Gotta Eat To.. 🙂

by Grim6891 May 12, 2023

Bronze Dogs

When you go to the beach fully clothed with no shoes or socks and they get tanned

Person 1: walks in barefoot wearing shorts

Person 2: "damn bros got the bronze Dogs!"

by Slutty steak knife May 12, 2023

Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass

If she ever stop fking with that brain surgeon lawyer se fuking with nigaaa

When some one got that old yee yee as haircut. Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass.

by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023

My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.

I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it

by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023

slot dog

Women yelling slot dog at you in a casino

SLOT DOG!

by Slotdog May 13, 2023