real one

when your trustworthy friend calls you out for a supper, to talk about the real stuff, between real ones, real one.

wanna grab a real one?

by chunghwa October 24, 2023

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Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

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Used to refer to someone you can't remember or don't know the name of, most commonly heard in Ireland.

It can refer to anyone, but it's mostly used to refer to women, as the female equivalent of 'yer man'.

Sometimes spelt/pronounced as 'yer wan'

Person 1: Sure dija see yer one at the pub the other day?

Person 2: Yer man's bird? I thought she was on her holliers
Person 1: Yeh sure she's only gone and fecked off wit yer fella, an' not a word to the poor lad, sure he's heartbroken but i didn't tell you that.
Person 2: sure jaezus, what a slag

by servvo1 December 21, 2021

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The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.

According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024

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One direction

A band on a 18 month hiatus

One direction band member Louis Tomlinson likes girls who like carrots

by Daddy directioner August 30, 2020

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One Nut

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.

I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.

by Sukon medick May 8, 2025

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