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Butt Parsley

The tiny remnants of toilet paper, hair, and other matter left on the back of the toilet seat after wiping your butt.
Bro I just took a shit and left so much butt parsley on the seat
by MeatMop June 20, 2025
mugGet the Butt Parsleymug.

butt hat

to sit on top of someone’s head

can be used to show victory
verb: to give someone a butt hat
We started off with a tickle fight. I gave them a butt hat and they surrendered.
by butthat January 6, 2021
mugGet the butt hatmug.

butt gutter

The part of your butt crack that gets sweaty.
"It's so hot! My butt gutter is making butter!"
by Glossy Pixie April 26, 2014
mugGet the butt guttermug.

Butt Pirate

a mixed shot consisting of Butterscotch Liquer (butt) and Captain Morgans Rum (Pirate). Usually served cold after shaken over ice...unless you like hot butt pirates that is.
Guy1: Hey barkeep...2 butt pirates please
barkeep: coming right up...you want em hot or cold?
Guy1: Shake them bitches up...we dont do warm shots!
by Hot_Carl March 25, 2010
mugGet the Butt Piratemug.

Pean-Butt

A wonderfully sophisticated abrveation for peanut butter.
I added some pean-butt to my yogurt, and now I have pean-butt-yog! There’s nothing better than pean-butt on toast!
by Ahnclur June 17, 2018
mugGet the Pean-Buttmug.

Chicken Butt

a phrase typically used in a "funny" matter, where you tell someone to "guess what". if they respond with "what?" its go time. say the forbidden words. say... say... chicken butt.
Successful Attempt:

Person 1: hey guess what
Person 2: what
Person 1: chicken butt
Person 2: fuck off

Unsuccessful Attempt:

Person 1: hey guess what
Person 2: its been five years. the incident was five years ago. you need to let go. i know its hard for you to unde-
Person 1: chicken butt
by isuredohopeiamnotbannedfromurb November 23, 2022
mugGet the Chicken Buttmug.

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