Pulling sheep ears

The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.

Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.

by Lezz_Bianca July 11, 2012

pull a blum

to foolishly rekindle a relationship that was sufficiently dead and done

"Ricky just got back with Sarah, even though after their first round it was clear that they had nothing in common other than a lust for sex"

"No way, I didn't think he would pull a blum!"

by ATLAN July 22, 2012

Pulling a Samm

When a gay man, constantly dates women in order to keep his sexuality a secret, and evenutally becomes the women's bestfriend.

"He's totally pulling a Samm, dating all thoes women, we all know he's gay!"

by Nerdettexx July 25, 2012

Pulled an Apple

Suing someone, because you claim you invented it or it resembles an idea or concept you had. Meanwhile it's been around long before you came up with the idea. This can even be the simplest of ideas.

Shaun: You hear about Steve?

John: No, what happened?

Shaun: He claims that Bill stole his idea of folding his shirts into squares. He's threatening to sue.

John: Sounds like Steve pulled an apple.

by burnie10 August 31, 2012

Pull an Edgar

The act of being a wreckless dumbass. Usually results in arrests and/or DUI charges.

"Please feel free to camp out after the party. Wouldn't want anybody to 'Pull an Edgar'"

by blugirl555 September 8, 2012

Pulling a Lee

Having a huge streak of bad luck

only got one rune stone this week, looks like im Pulling a Lee

by mkc2020 August 18, 2013

Pull a Hartmann

Nailing a meaningless last-second half-court shot when you barely got the strength to shoot the ball that far. Optionally, one is allowed to dance like a madman and celebrate like you just won the lottery.

Pull a Hartmann
- Dude you won't believe what I did during yesterday's game.
- What happened, bro?
- I pulled a Hartmann.
- For real? What was the score?
- We lost 74-5. It was unbelievable.

by peterpunk August 28, 2013