Rooty to the tooty

Meaning getting you vaginal area ate from the front to the back and for male getting you balls sucked from the back

He said he wanna eat it from the rooty to the tooty

by Rooty to the Tooty January 18, 2022

Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

Shit-A-Toogah

This is something you say when things never quite go your way, when things seem surprising or you see something bizarre or out of the ordinary.

Ex: “you witness a car crash” exclaim Shit-A-Toogah, “the trash bag breaks when you take out the garbage” exclaim Shit-A-Toogah

by Bodedes YEAAH August 17, 2022

Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.

"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."

by TrilliASF September 24, 2022

Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.

“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”

by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022

Mouse-ke-tool

TikTok slang for weapon/gun.

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”

by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022

Wandered wandered toooooooooooo far

Its used when you Wandered but in a point that is not a come back

Alex wandered wandered toooooooooooo far and he died

by VoofVoof April 11, 2023