by totes_motorbotes December 8, 2010
Get the Orbital Sex mug.Sex that only lasts a short period of time. Its called "camel sex" because after about two humps, you finished.
Girl 1: How was sex with Bobby last night?
Girl 2: It was terrable. Bobby and I had camel sex, which left me unsatisfied
Girl 2: It was terrable. Bobby and I had camel sex, which left me unsatisfied
by kayak mac January 9, 2011
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Sexual intercourse initiated by the male partner of a long term live-in relationship primarily for the relief of his sexual tension and usually occuring at the same time and place every week. If foreplay is included, it is uninspired and routine in nature. If anything other than missionary position is used, you are NOT having maintenance sex!
Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.
Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.
"So what happened to you and Mr. Right? I thought you guys were a great couple!"
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."
by deep fried macaroni February 7, 2010
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Girl "I dunno, i just sat down to take a shit and the dam toilet jus diasappered and now i cant find it"
Girl "I dunno, i just sat down to take a shit and the dam toilet jus diasappered and now i cant find it"
by STALEFISH April 16, 2005
Get the kangaroo sex mug.A phrase commonly used online to express extreme atractiveness. Those who use this term either:
A) Mock net-speak and spell "Hot" "H-a-w-t" just because it sounds/looks funny.
B) Really is a dumb ass.
This term also is commonly used for those who use other words such as, "Lawls"
A) Mock net-speak and spell "Hot" "H-a-w-t" just because it sounds/looks funny.
B) Really is a dumb ass.
This term also is commonly used for those who use other words such as, "Lawls"
by Bootle Windex December 28, 2005
Get the hawt sex mug.Sexual intercoarse were the femal is naked except for the panties. The man rubs his penis on her untill he cums. 97% safer that penis to vagina intercoarse.
by JKD August 2, 2006
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He slipped his rock hard cock into her cum-covered pussy. She audibly moans. "HARDER" she yells while he is playing with her large tits. He pushes and they both take a break. Later, she is in the shower. He enters undressed and hears a gasp.She seductively takes of her clothes so she is just in her panties. He takes them off. They both energetically make out and he doesn't waste any time and inserts his hard dick into her pussy and then she screams. They both pause. "Round two?" He says. He puts his dick back in and caresses her body.
He slipped his rock hard cock into her cum-covered pussy. She audibly moans. "HARDER" she yells while he is playing with her large tits. He pushes and they both take a break. Later, she is in the shower. He enters undressed and hears a gasp.She seductively takes of her clothes so she is just in her panties. He takes them off. They both energetically make out and he doesn't waste any time and inserts his hard dick into her pussy and then she screams. They both pause. "Round two?" He says. He puts his dick back in and caresses her body.
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