butt-cooched

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!

come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!

by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 28, 2012

Butt puff

When you take a hit of a vape and you don't inhale the smoke so it comes out as a fast little puff of smoke (like a fart).

Does Chloe vape?
No, she Butt Puff's when she tries to vape.

by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

butt

a butt

you have a big butt

by Ethandiamond9959 September 24, 2018

Touching Butts

When you and your significant other sleep in the opposite direction.

I'm sick of you, we are touching butts and going to sleep.

by FabricFresh June 15, 2016

grant butt

A male who likes to grant anal sex in his anus. Often from well hung chimpanzees or guys named Vern.

Grant Butt allowed Donger the Chimp to leave pecker tracks on his lower back.

by Longer Butt Donger December 14, 2017

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

butt crust

its when someone fart on your butt and it get crust in your butt crack. Or you don't wipe your self good

you have butt crust eeewww

by riyriy December 9, 2019