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Piss baby

That kid Nathan Blake is the biggest piss baby.
by emf4d December 3, 2021
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Baby kabobs

Something you can make with a baby you just barbequed.
Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?

Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?

Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.

Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
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Baby Jubes

The perfect angel of the friend group. In the friend group with the bad kids. But still wants to do fun stuff.
Female snoop dog"Baby jubes you wanna hit this?"
Juby "could I? Maybe sorry!"
by Ciggie nic January 20, 2024
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Baby Porno

the best thing to ever exist, a baby sexing with another one.
Minker: Name something better than god
Monker: Baby Porno.
by sunodim February 19, 2025
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cannonball baby

A person so stupid and who acts as if they have slammed their head against and oncoming bus repeatedly, or their mother queefed while giving birth killing many.
Used to describe anyone stupid enough to even exist.
(In warframe trade chat)
(Guy 1): legendary core for 120?! This guy is an idiot!
(Guy two): this is the kind of guy who seems like he was born a cannonball baby
by EbonyShinigami October 30, 2017
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bitch baby

someone who you can make your bitch real quick. someone gullible. someone little. someone not fierce. like you.
she is my bitch baby
by reettttttttttt March 8, 2022
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coconut baby

coconut baby ~ hor factory ~ a joke about Mēsōians from a far away book tale system Galaxy for abusing stories out of people in foreign galaxies.

A term used by a witch who wanted to overthrow the kingdom of heaven after she, from a sophisticated and mostly highly intelligent civilization, wanted to marry God and have the high angel man God's kids. She removed from her people's Good Book, using her abortion as emotional fuel and abuse as money from hokin women as a bank, that God can lie or be a trickster to save lost Souls, this planet is covered in bookworms with the same idea, and the deceivers among them decide who lives and who dies.

How so? She wrote a book and try to turn it into reality after being made fun of. It's not exactly the Irish. The elders of that Galaxy Lobos abusively look for a similar races to be oculz leaders too. The old story jumpstarts the nuke pizza planets and is reseeded with that story. Dancing poop writing words from injested life. A beast.
The coconut baby was swaddled in coconut until she agreed to leave her "pig fat" DNA behind.
by sinrlifemattrs October 15, 2025
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