by Reddawg9895 August 5, 2024

by Whatholes August 10, 2021

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.
by Batch One Off October 15, 2021

When you kiss and touch someone like a girlfriend..to fool around with someone because you like each other
Reyes: Hey, Mario are you going out with Alejandra this weekend?
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!
by Kozeone June 1, 2019

In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.
by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017

by MarkXIX November 16, 2007

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.
Rob: Tell me about it.
Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.
Rob: Total one mind stand.
Rob: Tell me about it.
Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.
Rob: Total one mind stand.
by C.O.B. December 7, 2011
