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Texas One Eye

A butthole that is larger than it should be, due to excessive anal sex.
Stay away from the Texas One Eye.
by Reddawg9895 August 5, 2024
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One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠
The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.
by Whatholes August 10, 2021
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Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.
Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?
by Batch One Off October 15, 2021
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touch ons

When you kiss and touch someone like a girlfriend..to fool around with someone because you like each other
Reyes: Hey, Mario are you going out with Alejandra this weekend?
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!
by Kozeone June 1, 2019
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The one armed balboa

In dodge ball, one who can swing the ball side armed and must be 300 pounds plus.
In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.
by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017
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jack one in

To cock or load a round of ammunition into the chamber of a weapon.
My gun was unloaded, i forgot to jack one in.
by MarkXIX November 16, 2007
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One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.
Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.
by C.O.B. December 7, 2011
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