fartassbitch

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hi my name is fartassbitch

by fartassbitch December 2, 2024

fartiversary

The annual celebration of a smelly fart, toot, or burst of flatulence by one of your friends.

Where are you going this weekend?

I am going to Charlotte to celebrate Matt Yoss’ two year fartiversary.

That’s awesome! Will you be drinking fartinis?

by KBL Pack 12/8 December 6, 2024

fartflation

The act of levelling up your fart game to the pinnacle i.e. based farts @basefartcoin

“Holy fuck, have you seen the fartflation today? I just had to pick up a bag of based farts”

by King Farticus December 18, 2024

fartinomics

(noun)

The science of fart-based energy dynamics, where BASED farts are the ultimate bullish phenomenon. These aren’t your ordinary, stinky emissions; based farts are clean, confident, and carry a vibe so immaculate they could turn a room into a bull market. They’re a sign of power, prosperity, and good decision-making. A world dominated by based farts is a world on the rise—full of optimism, innovation, and hype-worthy momentum.

“That wasn’t just a fart—it was a based fart. The whole squad’s portfolio just went green!”

Note: In fartinomics, based farts are rare and legendary, the kind of gaseous output that could shift the tides of history and create generational wealth… or at least generational laughs.

by King Farticus December 18, 2024

Fartinkle Crunk

A type of person who is drunk and is peeing all the time

Bro my dad is such a Fartinkle Crunk

by Aldishit January 13, 2025

fartegradator

Can reside in any or all species where it typically afflicts the flatulence. It can either be used as a mating sent or a poison of some description (outside of lust).
Though this affliction does particularly affect males of a species it can be present in females however it can sometimes be a sign of the specimen being trans however this cant be confirmed outside of the homo sapiens (or colloquially named humans).

person 1: did you hear about how charlotte has the fartegradator?
person 2: yes i could practically hear the smell. he probs needs to take a bath

by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe January 20, 2025

Farty Party

A party where a bunch of men fart into every room they walk into

"My best friend, Liam came over and threw a farty party in my house"

by TheElementalGuy February 2, 2025