face mask

The practice of busting onto your woman's face after getting horny on your spa day.
Yo girl lemme give you a face mask.
by Skywalker1213 April 15, 2021
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Face mask

A thing of psychological torture which I am still required to wear even after getting the Covid vaccine.
I expected people to remove those filthy face masks after the vaccination but still no change.. Fuck dammit
by Diego_Brando December 28, 2021
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face mask

An evil torture device thats worn on a person to make them look awful, and long exposure to wearing the unholy device will lead to increased anxiety and will lower the wearer's IQ, and will also infect their brains into adaption of the mask which will infect its host to become the host to soon spread more hosts to infect more victims.
Burn your face masks, and stay away from them.

Save yourself from the face masks!
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Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves
(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.
by topturkey September 13, 2022
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Open-faced sandwich

When two dudes are getting a blow job at the same time.
Bobby and Johnny called over Becky to give her an open-faced sandwich as she satiable appetite for cock.
by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018
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Face Dropper

One who constantly posts photos of themself with celebrities, politicians, executives, or popular individuals on social media outlets in an attempt to seem cooler or more elite than average. "Face Dropping" is the equivalent of "Name Dropping" in picture form.
John: I thought Danielle was so down to earth, then I realized she was a total face dropper. She is constantly posting pictures of herself with popular people and celebrities.
by c2o7y November 27, 2013
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Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K January 13, 2016
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