Backsplash Baby

A phenomenon that occurs when a man pulls out to ejaculate, but doesn’t clean all the semen off the tío of his penis. When he goes back in for round 2, there is a little semen left that gets the girl pregnant, thus creating a backsplash baby.

Dude 1: I got her pregnant again man. But I could’ve swore I pulled out.
Dude 2: Did you go back in for round 2?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Raw?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Lol. Then it’s probably a backsplash baby.

by TheBlkJohnWick March 10, 2021

Baby pig sweats

When one has the cramping shits with no bathroom or toilet paper in sight and cold streams of sweat start flowing down your face

After eating at the Mexican restaurant I got a bad case of the baby pig sweats when I seen the out of order sign on the restroom door

by Suntingwong March 11, 2021

Baby

A Ctrl+c/Ctrl+v of yourself.

"-Hey can you come to the party tonight?
-Sorry i have to take care of the baby."

by Echoes act 3 March 15, 2021

burying the baby arm

Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.

At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.

by TeamTrainWreck March 15, 2021

Lil Baby

Not very good.

(Nah, jk jk he is a good person)

Lil baby makes songs

by AUtsinDell March 16, 2021

bury the baby

bury the baby is pretty self-explanatory, as you would think it means exactly what it says, BURY THE BABY

Friend: dude why would you kill your 7 month old?
You: it started crying when I put on game of thrones, which means its a hater.
Friend: youre right, we cant have a hater in our midst, but what do we do now?
You: bury the baby.

by haha_im_dead March 22, 2021

baby microwave

Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.

Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!

by Fake Real Name March 23, 2021