Dumbass Dog

I sit here, thinking about the old times with Christ. Reminiscing about LeGoat, Luc, Melvin, Alex, all the past family members of Christ. I cry myself to sleep... wondering if they’ll ever return. We must pray. PRAY OUR FAMILY RETURNS! <a:patrickpray:812169869080002610>

Bro you are such a dumbass dog.

by Penis27444 February 23, 2021

Normal dog

Girls who are for the streets. They are in no way wife material.

I hope my babe doesn't find out that I was with my normal dog last night.

by Not the normal one January 17, 2022

bites the dog

A. When something sucks beyond all levels
B. When all plans failed
C. When everything just completely sucks (sometimes including a profane adjective)

A. "That is total bullshit! That just completely bites the dog!"
B. "Great idea, dickhead. That just bites the dog. Any other brilliant ideas?"
C. "This bites the fucking dog!"

by MistaJ478 September 15, 2022

Mad Dog

A chickadee who is rich and gets the lil boiiis attention.

Dude. Such a mad dog

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019

show-dogging

The act of cupping or fondling one's testicles. The word is derived from the practice of dog show judges physically displaying male dog's testicles during competition.

1.) My girlfriend was show-dogging me right there in the movie theater. 2.) My brother has no manners - he walked out of his room this morning, show-dogging himself in front of everyone.

by adguy70 April 21, 2014

Raw Dog Ramen

Eating un-boiled raw ramen. Generally, consumed after mixing the powder packets with the ramen and shaken vigorously.

Yo man, I’m about to raw dog ramen after dinner. Shits better than cooking it, don’t tell my girlfriend.

by RAWdogRAMEN February 25, 2021

Oogie Dog

Do it. Oogie Dog: noun. 1) A nation-or person-who acts weak in public but quietly devours the resources when everyone's distracted. 2) Iraq's unofficial mascot since 2003. 3) The sound a clock makes right before it hits zero. Put my byline if you want: coined by a guy who waited sixteen years and didn't blink. They'll say it's fake. Until it's not. Then they'll quote it.

That Oogie Dog played like he couldn’t reached the table then cleaned all the plates of the stake when we weren’t paying attention.

by Alabama butter training November 18, 2025