Zach

Zach is a very gay male, who is usually funny but also very depressed. Zach's tend to have alot of rizz while also getting no bitches.

Bro, Zach is funny asf, Too bad he has too much homosexual rizz with no bitches.

by theonlycornerwhosfunny May 1, 2023

Zach

He is very very very good looking and gets all the girls and is the president of ADZU.

I want to be Zach one day.

by ZachFan123 December 16, 2021

Pulling a Zach

Jumping into a relationship way too fast, and then realizing it shortly after

God damnit, you've only known her for 3 weeks and you guys are already dating! Stop pulling a Zach.

by noodalie June 17, 2017

zach shambaugh

a term used to describe a certain individual, usually a male, whom strives in being awesome and and has a butthole that is used as an universal remedy to cure all ailments. This person is usually known to have an enormous penis that is loved by all.

I have a feeling that person is trying to be a zach shambaugh after college.

by barry tyrone September 13, 2020

Zach Ingram

Zach Ingram means to be white, tall and date Dora.

Zach Ingram: Hi

Dora: *proceeds to wet herself with perverted thoughts*

by ilovemymum86 March 7, 2021

Zach Propaganda

When you see propaganda about the French or California it's most likely Zach trying to get you to vote him for president to stop the dark future of the year know as 2042

Zach: California in the dark future will become its own country, and it'll be communist
Random dude: Now that's some Zach Propaganda

by The Jonkler September 29, 2022

Zach

The most aggressive asshole you will ever see.

Normally very attractive, but has a shit sense of humor when around people he dislikes.

He has an over average sized penis normally ranging between 5-7.5 inches but when its inside your cunt it feels like 12 inches

Peter: Don't fuck with Zach!

Mark: Why the fuck not?

Peter: Because hes after breaking my jaw!!!

by Zach Boyd May 19, 2018