Wind

Wind is the worse thing imaginable. When it’s October and you put out your decorations for Halloween and the wind has to be a dick and then everything blows away which is a pain in the ass

Person 1 “Hey it’s going to be very windy today”

Person 2 “ Oh crap I just put out my Halloween decorations!!!”

Person 1 “ Really you did, because I can’t see them”

by Money Man!!! October 30, 2019

Oklahoma wind sniffer

An Oklahoma wind sniffer is when the female farts into the males face causing him to poop his pants and ejaculate at the same times

(Example 1) yo bro I was given a Oklahoma wind sniffer last night

(Example 2) hey dude has a chick ever given you a Oklahoma wind sniffer

by Scary tarry613 February 15, 2025

Golden Wind

The simultaneous action of urinating while ripping ass hard enough to turn the stream into a fine mist

Ive heard of a golden shower... but a golden wind requires some special talent

by AzureFish February 22, 2025

Michigan Wind Strom

When a person blows on a woman's clit and she cumes from the simulation

Justin did a Michigan wind Strom and blew on jen's clit and then she would cum very hard

by Jjettas March 19, 2024

Human Wind Tunnel

The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.

The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.

by spacehead74 September 15, 2020

wind sports

Farting on or being farted on for sexual pleasure.

I thought we were just going to do some wind sports but he followed through.

by templehoffer May 17, 2012

wind eye

Wind eye: (noun, 😑) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.

Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning 😑

Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye

by Ksa December 14, 2023