Wet Duncan

A term coined when you 'knight' a female with a stiff phallus on the right shoulder just after love making when the wetness is still prevelent. A term formally used to show respect to the House Duncan in medieval times and showed a respect to the male mber whilst bestowing respect on the female of the house.

Just been out in this rain and i feel like i have just had a. Wet Duncan.

by SirToutAbout July 24, 2015

Happy wettings

When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.

Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G

by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016

Wet Suzuki

From an unknown oriental martial arts discipline. The Wet Suzuki is an infamously difficult move that involves many strikes on the opponents bladder and kidneys causing them to piss themselves......
TO DEATH!

Hey mum, I'm not gonna make it home tonight. I got into a fight with a ninja , he wet suzuki'd me and I can't stop pissing.. i think i'm gonna die hey.

by Dirty Malone July 30, 2016

Wet the receipt

When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.

Damn. That boy wet the receipt for that bangin waitress

by FeetDeertoes August 13, 2016

Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

by Throbbing Tim December 5, 2016

Wet Desperation

When someone pulls you aside while you're on your way to the bathroom and you feel liquid running down your leg hoping that it's pee

Dude I had wet desperation when Rick pulled me aside to talk.

by TheMagicTy February 29, 2016

Wet Eye

When someone is upset or overreacts to a joke/roast about them.

Jacob: “Did you roast Adam about how bad his team played on the weekend”
Theo: “Yeh I did, and he got Wet Eye!”

by Rekerter October 20, 2018