2 definitions by TheMagicTy

The action of separating and closing ones butt cheeks while talking. Giving the allusion that the butt is speaking.
Dude! Last night I made Barbara's butt talk!
by TheMagicTy November 25, 2015
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When someone pulls you aside while you're on your way to the bathroom and you feel liquid running down your leg hoping that it's pee
Dude I had wet desperation when Rick pulled me aside to talk.
by TheMagicTy November 26, 2015
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