dinosaur walk

Slow, crawling unsteady walk. You are almost dead but still moving.

Maggie saw the roach dinosaur walking across the room. The raid hit him hard.

by Lmoneytown March 31, 2017

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 29, 2017

fat walking

You put a burger on a dog lead and make fat people follow.

Give me a burger and a dog lead, chubby is going for a walk. I'm taking chubby fat walking

by jackwilsh12345 October 14, 2011

coachellaphant walk

When a group of people hold hands at a festival to keep from getting lost or separated.

We keep losing Danielle so let’s Coachellaphant walk to the main stage.

by Itsmydustiny April 14, 2022

speed walk

When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.

Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.

by twackburn July 4, 2017

Tempo Walk

When you suddenly find yourself walking to the tempo of a song, and you get embarrassed by yourself and purposely walk out of tempo.

Hey dude I'm coming....oohh.....got a tempo walk going on here....

by Harambe Glue August 17, 2017

Hoopers Walk

If a basketball player is hurt / sore / injured from playing all day they will proceed to walk as so

A mix between jogging or trotting w/ their arms up like they’re running or jogging
#Hoopers Walk

by Royal Dripp King 👑 June 20, 2019