stealth walk

that sneaky walk you do past the person who caught you red handed. similar to slinking away. Even though you were caught you act like nothing happened. When doing the stealth walk, you lean forward and walk in a way similar to a lizardlike dinosaur.

person 1: Dude, my mom caught me eating a bag of chips so I totally stealth walked past her and she looked at me all weird

Person 2: radical man. I stealth walked out of Costco with a hanful of store d'ovures

by EpicBird June 16, 2010

westside walk

When a heavily muscled person, especially one that uses anabolic steroids, pinches their upper back together, spreads out their arms, and kicks their legs out to the side as they walk (usually on the balls of their feet).

Ronald: "Damn. That guys is yoked."
Ritchie: "Which one?"
Ronald: "The one over there doing the Westside Walk."

by Big-Gary December 27, 2015

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 29, 2017

dinosaur walk

Slow, crawling unsteady walk. You are almost dead but still moving.

Maggie saw the roach dinosaur walking across the room. The raid hit him hard.

by Lmoneytown March 31, 2017

Wine-walking

Verb: to joyously jaunt with liquid libation while admiring the excellence of nature.

Marisa enjoys wine-walking in the spring. She comes home much happier.

by ML-Eazy May 22, 2020

walking L

Literally the description of Jack O Callaghan. Eoghan O Dwyer created this insult and has complete power over who uses it and when they use it,Jack O Callaghan is forbid to ever use this insult.

Damn that jack o Callaghan really is a walking L

by Eoghan O D January 28, 2022

Idea Walk

When a high school teen, typically one of older age (junior/senior), claims to be brainstorming ideas for an upcoming project while he/she realisticly is going to skip class and go off doing something that they shouldn't be doing during school hours.

Teacher: Alright people new project start thinking of what you're going to do.

Student: (raises hand) Can I please go on an Idea Walk, I can expand my imagination by roaming the halls.
Translation: I can't wait to smoke that bong pack of headies!

Teacher: That seems fine I guess (mistake)

by lyoto the dragon October 14, 2009