Awkward Unicorn

Similar to the original "Awkward Turtle" concept. Hand is made into a "peace" sign (can also be a "rock on" sign) and back of hand is touched to forehead, like a two-horned unicorn.

-awkard silence-
Kandy: "Awkward Turtle!"
LoLo: "AWKWARD UNICORN!"

by LoLo Levity July 26, 2009

unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass

My little pony unicorned me last night!

by jake August 6, 2004

unicorn

A guy with a huge cock

he had a cock the size of the horn on a unicorn

by mike_ox_longer February 17, 2019

technicolor unicorn

when you paint you balls multiple colors and teabag the first girl that passes out at your brohams party.

Frat Guy 1 : did you see the technicolor unicorn on that girl's forehead?

Frat Guy 2 : suh weet brohamiun!

by Boomer The Unicorn Whisperer August 6, 2009

Missing Unicorn

A hallucination or crazy idea that someone who's generally drunk or high comes up with, then continues to believe during the hangover and usually, after they sober up.

Donny: MAN, I saw like, kids on the moon last night. They were up there, in, like, spacesuits, and I could SEE them. They must have been like giants or something!

Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.

by Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl December 9, 2010

Crazy Unicorn

The male version on the motor boat

Crazy Unicorn. The woman places her face into the mans balls and motor boats whilst working the sharft like its a unicorns horn thus the Crazy Unicorn

by Crafty2113 December 31, 2011

vagina unicorn

a vagina unicorn is one that neighs and has a lil horn coming out. these are only present on elizabeths and no other humans

hey did you know that elizabeth has a vagina unicorn?

by gangstah10101010101 May 11, 2014