Fat Unicorn

If you think it is a fat unicorn, it's a Rhinoceros

4 year old girl: It's a fat Unicorn!

Father: No it's a Rhinoceros.

by You stupid... May 6, 2021

Girlboss unicorn sparkle squad

A group of middle school girls who will beat your ass so bad

boy 1: the girlboss unicorn sparkle squad isn’t real
The squad: *GIRLBOSS SLAM*
Boy 1: AHAHAHAHAH

by peach cookie December 16, 2021

spoofed unicode

wоrdѕ thаt уоu саnt ѕеаrсh оn gооglе оr gеt wеіrd rеѕultѕ

try searching this on google lol :) its spoofed unicode

by zenvio February 17, 2022

Unstable Unicorn

An unstable unicorn is a person who gets horny at random times, or just at all times.

A: "my girlfriend is literally always horny. Shes such an unstable unicorn."

B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."

by BubblegumBats February 20, 2022

The Unicorn

You put a dildo strapped to your head and randomly switch between the dildo and your penis during sex.

Don Cheadle gave her The Unicorn and now she can barely walk!

by PopcornPenisMouseSword January 19, 2023

Mike The Unicorn

At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.

Mike The Unicorn saved the day!

by Mike The Unicorn December 11, 2011

gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.

For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."

by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014