Unstable Unicorn

An unstable unicorn is a person who gets horny at random times, or just at all times.

A: "my girlfriend is literally always horny. Shes such an unstable unicorn."

B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."

by BubblegumBats February 21, 2022