Twin Tea Kettle

When a man puts his thumb in his own asshole while sticking his index finger in his lovers asshole ( same hand ) ... after which they mutually start masturbating ...

me and the wife were bored so we figure a little twin tea kettle action would start things up

by Mikey Bananaz January 13, 2009

True Player Twins

When a man has two or more babies born on the same day from different mothers.

Shawn Kemp's aversion to condoms almost landed him with a few sets of "true player twins".

by True_Player_Twin September 28, 2013

Last Name Twin

When you find a person that is not related to you but they have the exact same last name as you. Has to be spelled the same way.

Jacob Moskowitz and Shira Moskowitz are cool because they are't related but are last name twins.

by Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve NAAASH April 7, 2011

Ying Yang Twins

they is the hardest especially when they work with lil-jon & the eastside boyz thats hard man!all their songs are crunk! you just gotta understand what they go through and how they can get the party lived up from being boring .man them some dirty south niggaz rith there and I LOVE THEM CUZ THEY SUM REAL ASS NIGGAZ !!! TO ALL WHO ARE HATIN ON THEM SUCK THERE DICK Hanh! just udnerstand the game dont hate the game ....... them somelive ass niggaz they hard now and always will be hard thats the definition of them HARD WITH THE WORDS& CRAZY WITH THE STYLES &CRUNK WITH THE DANCES SO SIT ON THAT Hanh!!!!!!!!

man their sexy as hell my example is whistle while you twurk.
naggin
get low
say i yi yi

by princess December 31, 2003

ying yang twins

The best rappers in the world, crunk.

The person who wrote the bad definition below obviously has no idea just how Crunk the Ying Yang are. HANH!!!!!

I treat my hummer like a tonka toy

by Rik November 29, 2004

Dolan twins

absouloute dicks they suck girls are into them cause they want to lay off them. they only exist so they could f*** anyone they see

you know the dolan twins.

yeah they suck

i agree they are dicks

by trashdump April 25, 2019

Vanishing Twin Syndrome

This phenomenon happens when a woman is expecting twins, but one of the twins in the pregnant woman's womb disappears or vanishes. This happens as a result of a miscarriage of one of the twins. The dead fetal tissues of the miscarriaged twin is absorbed by the other twin, placenta, or the mother causing it to vanish. Instead of having twins, the woman will have only one baby.

Dad: "I can't wait to have twins! I'm going to be the happiest dad in the world!"
Mom: "I'm so sorry hun, the doctor told me I have vanishing twin syndrome. One of the twins absorbed the other one."

Dwight Schrute: "When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, and they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."

by Undeveloped Peanut September 10, 2020