jingle toe

An acute debilitating disease of the foot, common among the elf community, that results in the curving of the toes to accommodate the shape of the “official” elf shoe.

I had to take a few days off from Santa's workshop because of this damn jingle toe.

by eddie the elf November 20, 2009

toe dipper

when someone is too scared to dive in the bath and instead checks the temperature with their toes

Jordan: Dean, is the water of a suitable temperature for me to bathe in yet?
Dean: i dont know jordan, why don't you dip your big toe in and find out?
Jordan: why?
Dean: because you are a toe dipper

by tits_mcgee123 July 2, 2011

Penis Toe

When you have a hole in your sock, resulting in one or multiple toes sticking out. The toe sticking out then looks like a penis.

Bailey: There's a hole in my sock...

Hannah: It looks like a penis!

Bailey: It's a penis toe!

by B.Evans154 September 19, 2011

Toe Bread

The act of inserting ones toes into various forms of manna from ones native culture.

"Ms. Rodriguez little piggies look so hot in that tortilla."
"she's got nice toe bread"

by greeniebegonnie November 7, 2012

Toe'd in the hole

When placing a toe into the orifice of another person. Named after the popular dish "toad in the hole".

Person 1: So where did you get with that girl last night?
Person 2: I got a toe'd in the hole
Person1: You kinky devil!

by Baron Tulips April 24, 2013

Stub toe health

In a video game when your character's health is so low, simply stubbing his/her/it's toe would cause death

Player 1: "hey man meet me on the other side of the map"
Player 2: "no way bro, I have stub toe health over here"

by cowboys24fan January 29, 2015

Toe Sucker

another way to say “ass kisser”

“Kade you’re such a toe sucker”
“Andrew stop sucking Kade’s toes”

by yourmommqdotcomma October 18, 2019