A baby troll is an Internet troll who is young, isn't very good at trolling (which is an art form perfected by few) and is easy to turn his trolling back on him and wind him up something chronic.
by Baby Troll April 12, 2006
by The truth of the hair October 20, 2008
Obvious Troll is a widely accepted term describing a forum contributor who contributes with very obvious posts or asks questions for which there are only obvious answers. Obvious troll posts are a subject to flames or flame wars on forums.
A: d(o.o)b
OT: How do you get the backwards "b"
A: it is called a "d"
X: OT, that was such an obvious troll question
OT: How do you get the backwards "b"
A: it is called a "d"
X: OT, that was such an obvious troll question
by Noeh August 17, 2008
Bar-hopping with the intent of taking an ugly and/or fat chick home, because for some reason you are feeling relatively desperate, and so you need to increase your probability of getting laid
by ROCKintheCDA February 02, 2009
by xxCZECHxx September 13, 2011
NOUN: A dark, messy, downstairs room in which trolls, usually teenage guys, lay around smoking, playing Halo, drinking, making beats, eating, sleeping, watching TV, trolling about, or talking about plans of going outside.
Even during the daytime, a troll cave is dark because the trolls keep the blinds pulled down so that the light doesn't burn their eyes. The only sources of light in a troll cave come from the computer screen, the TV screen, or the lighter.
Common items found in a troll cave: a couch, an X-box, a TV, a computer, a bong, some pipes, empty beer cans, stray lighters, dirty dishes and clothes scattered on the floor and surfaces, food wrappers, etc...
Girls are generally not welcomed in the troll cave because they disrupt the trolls' way of life. Girls want to open the blinds or turn the lights on. They complain about how stupid the game Halo is and they want to change the channel on the TV. Girls try and get the trolls to pick up their clothes, bring the dirty dishes upstairs, and throw away the food wrappers and beer cans. However, the main reason that trolls try to keep girls out of the cave is that they always try to motivate the trolls to go outside. Even though trolls talk about leaving the cave, they rarely do.
Even during the daytime, a troll cave is dark because the trolls keep the blinds pulled down so that the light doesn't burn their eyes. The only sources of light in a troll cave come from the computer screen, the TV screen, or the lighter.
Common items found in a troll cave: a couch, an X-box, a TV, a computer, a bong, some pipes, empty beer cans, stray lighters, dirty dishes and clothes scattered on the floor and surfaces, food wrappers, etc...
Girls are generally not welcomed in the troll cave because they disrupt the trolls' way of life. Girls want to open the blinds or turn the lights on. They complain about how stupid the game Halo is and they want to change the channel on the TV. Girls try and get the trolls to pick up their clothes, bring the dirty dishes upstairs, and throw away the food wrappers and beer cans. However, the main reason that trolls try to keep girls out of the cave is that they always try to motivate the trolls to go outside. Even though trolls talk about leaving the cave, they rarely do.
The best example of a troll cave in Santa Cruz is Alex and Taylor's room downstairs.
Jade: Oh my god, it's so dark in here! Open the blinds!
Taylor: No! Well, go ahead and try... I broke them so that they can't be opened.
J: Uhhh... will you guys stop playing Halo?? It is the dumbest game in the world. I don't understand how you can just sit there and play it!
T: Will you shut your twat?
J: Alex, we have been listening to the same beat for two hours! Will you please change the song or turn it off??
Alex: No.
J: Ewww!!! I just stepped in a plate of syrup!! What is wrong with you guys?? Why don't you bring your dishes upstairs?? Ewww, this is gross. I'm wiping my flip flop off on your shirt, OK Taylor?
T: No! Not that one! Use my old Gayles apron.
J: Ok. I'm turning the lights on, too.
T/A: No!!!
J: Why not??
T: Here Jade, come watch TV. I turned the X-box off. Oh, sick, the fights are on.
J: Yeah right, we're not watching these stupid fights. I'm changing the channel. Yay, Friends is on!
T: Arrrr!!! Jade! You coniving hindu wench! Give me back the remote!
J: No.
T: Yes!
J: No!
T: Yes!!!
A: Shut Up! I'm trying to finish this beat!
J: Uhhh. This is dumb. Let's go do something! It's the weekend!
T: Let's smoke, you got any money?
J: Yeah right. Let me guess, you want me to pitch $20 while you and Alex only pitch $4, and then you want me to let you keep the left overs, right? No, we're getting up and going outside right now!
T/A: No.
J: YES!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!
T/A: OK FINE!!!
T: Hold up, let me find my sunglasses...
Jade: Oh my god, it's so dark in here! Open the blinds!
Taylor: No! Well, go ahead and try... I broke them so that they can't be opened.
J: Uhhh... will you guys stop playing Halo?? It is the dumbest game in the world. I don't understand how you can just sit there and play it!
T: Will you shut your twat?
J: Alex, we have been listening to the same beat for two hours! Will you please change the song or turn it off??
Alex: No.
J: Ewww!!! I just stepped in a plate of syrup!! What is wrong with you guys?? Why don't you bring your dishes upstairs?? Ewww, this is gross. I'm wiping my flip flop off on your shirt, OK Taylor?
T: No! Not that one! Use my old Gayles apron.
J: Ok. I'm turning the lights on, too.
T/A: No!!!
J: Why not??
T: Here Jade, come watch TV. I turned the X-box off. Oh, sick, the fights are on.
J: Yeah right, we're not watching these stupid fights. I'm changing the channel. Yay, Friends is on!
T: Arrrr!!! Jade! You coniving hindu wench! Give me back the remote!
J: No.
T: Yes!
J: No!
T: Yes!!!
A: Shut Up! I'm trying to finish this beat!
J: Uhhh. This is dumb. Let's go do something! It's the weekend!
T: Let's smoke, you got any money?
J: Yeah right. Let me guess, you want me to pitch $20 while you and Alex only pitch $4, and then you want me to let you keep the left overs, right? No, we're getting up and going outside right now!
T/A: No.
J: YES!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!
T/A: OK FINE!!!
T: Hold up, let me find my sunglasses...
by Jade831 May 26, 2007
*Harry and Ron are on the Hogwarts Express: Ron is looking for something in his bag and Crookshanks jumps out* *Cat yowling and Harry + Ron screaming* *Hermione enters and grabs Crookshanks and says: Sorry, sometimes he just crawls into the darndest places.* *Ron replies: It's okay, just next time -- OH MY GOD NIGHT TROLL!
by 07pr12 June 17, 2011