tom herman

A whiny little bitch that complains about everything

The Texas coach Tom Herman is a whiny little shit

by Nibiru619 October 12, 2019

Tom Jerkin

The sexual act of inserting a Zooper Dooper into your asshole, clinching it with your cheeks, then proceeding to pass it into your lover's mouth.

Originally named for internet memelord Tom Jerkin.

"Was with an Aussie luv last night, gave her the ol' Tom Jerkin and she went bloody wild!"

by Big Cheex April 27, 2020

toms hole

its when he's had a lamb roast th night before. When you go down to taste that starfish, there are spiders legs so long, you can taste the cheese fermented double cooked, triple serving ate, extra peppered and seasoned remnants that the body is excreeting out.

Its was a toms hole delight in the morning after we went to mouses for dinner

by tomtom666 June 20, 2021

Tom and Nynx

They think they are platonic when in REALITY they are quite literally the most romantic mfs you have ever seen. Trust me. I’d know.

Wow, Tom and Nynx are really gay.

by TOMALLIUMS December 22, 2022

tom xu

A smart ass sexy asian

That asian is so tom xu

by bois99 February 3, 2017

Tom and Robby

A cocktail made with pabst blue ribbon and a menthol cigarette.

Bar keep, I'd like 1 tom and robby. Extra warm.

by Johny Okaloosa May 1, 2020

Tom The Dev

Developer who thinks he is actually good at developing, even though he is actually terrible.... and eats pasta and mayonnaise

Tom The Dev? That nonce? Yeah I heard he's a greasy fuck.

by xNameless69 October 7, 2020