Simp

If you’re only being nice cuz you wanna lay the pipe you’re a simp.

Dylan won’t hop on minecraft with the boys bc he’s w his girl being a SIMP.

by DylanIsASimp April 8, 2020

Simp

Izzy

“Izzy’s a total simp for Ava”

by Ohmygodimasimp May 6, 2020

Simp

Joey Manberg

Joey Manberg is a huge simp

by Joey’s a simp January 9, 2020

SIMP

The very identification of a desperate girl. Studs Idolizing Mediocre Penis is a common action that is performed by women when they are very desperate for the D, this is guaranteed not worth the effort or attention they give, since the male has a rather small PP.

"fuck sake, Ruby being such a SIMP over Jarred"

"I know right, Ruby bought him a 16 fucking inch pizza, she thinks it's best to eat a pizza the size of your cock, but she doesn't know that I've actually gone down on Jarred before, and it's actually 3 inches hard. Ruby such a fucking SIMP"

by ceo of urban dick May 17, 2020

Simp

En person som gjør alt/ sier seg enig i alt for å komme på god siden av den personen.

Som regel en gutt som prøver å komme på en jente sin side i håpet om å få noe tilbake i gjengjeld

Se på han Erlend da!
Han har prøvd å komme seg inni buksa til hu der Emilie i snart 2,5 år, for en jævla simp assa, lol

by SmexiOlam March 9, 2020

Simp

Legendary people in college committees who get a hard on by telling people what they can't do, why because they don't matter, but will let a random 'chic' or their 'bros' walk all over them.

A: They didn't let in the college concert, they said there was no place left, the place was totally empty!! second later a random chick walks in and they act like they own the place.
B: Fucking Simps!!!

by lala__ji December 10, 2021

Simp

A boy who spends tooooooo much time with a girl

Jamie was playing Fortnite with his gf, what a simp

by My old handkerchiefs September 10, 2020