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Jammy Police

A group of police ran by Jammy Boye. They find anyone using non-pg family friendly terms and give them the ban hammer
Me: uses non pg family friendly joke
Jammy Police: NEE NAW NEE NAW BANNED XD LMAO GOTEM
by krispturtle September 7, 2018
mugGet the Jammy Policemug.

Horny Police

Internet users who are not police who are horny bur rather people who police horny people
Guy:*comments on tweet thirsting for girl*
Horny Police: go to horny jail *bonks guy*
by gunguything October 3, 2022
mugGet the Horny Policemug.

I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.
Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*
by СукаБлять December 9, 2023
mugGet the I'm calling the policemug.

LSU POLICE

LSU POLICE is a Federal law enforcement division of MTV CATFISH POLICE. LSU POLICE stands for Lesbian Sex Unconsented. What they do is arrest woman for Lesbian sex that is unconsented or disapproved by the minors parents or by a local Police Department. Most of LSU Agents who pursue lesbian suspects are sent by the minors parents. Some of LSU Agents come strait from the station or a local court office after they pick up the files. They basically arrest Female Lesbian rapist but they can arrest women for Lesbian Activity which is why Lesbians don't like them. Does have Undercover and Casual Undercover Agents.
Stacy- Is that LSU POLICE out the window? LSU- NOBODY MOVE
by Voorhee$ $avage August 25, 2018
mugGet the LSU POLICEmug.

police

I hate minorsoh wait the police exists
by 5minutecrafts April 29, 2024
mugGet the policemug.

Police on police crime

She had called the police on the off duty police officer and his accomplice when they broke in her house and attacked the guy inside. Police were cracking down on police on police crime.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
mugGet the Police on police crimemug.

catfish police

Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)
2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.
by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018
mugGet the catfish policemug.

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