Stuck in the washing machine

When you get stuck in the washing machine, so your step brother comes around and inserts his part into your ass. Sometimes, the step bro turns on the washing machine, spinning around the sister and making pleasure easier.
Help, step bro! I'm stuck in the washing machine!

It's okay...

Sister feels pressure around her ass

Sister realises

W-what are you doing, step bro?!

Helping you~
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020
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War Machine

A big dribbling wreck of a boy. Can't speak properly, and is probably the most stupid person in the world.
War Machine is a big stupid idiot.
by jonty May 29, 2004
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Internet Hate Machine

A group of deprived, psychotic, individuals who call themselves Anonymous and live on the internets. Their only reason for living is to make others lives a living hell.
Because of the internet hate machine, we had to buy a dog and curtains.
by a­nonymous January 13, 2008
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Love Removal Machine

this is open to interpretation. It's the title of a 1987 hit by the band the Cult. My guess is that the singer is referring to his girlfriend. This is funny: we all know that people want to give love. And get it. But remove it? What the hell is going on here? The lyrics to this song are incredibly dumb. Still, I like this song a lot. It's so stupid it's cool. You can't help but like it. It's just one of those things. It's stupid fun ;)
When I walked out of the El Dorado casino and out to the Reno Strip I heard a radio blasting from a passing car. The song was Love Removal Machine by the Cult.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 19, 2006
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pussy vending machine

A girl who will have sex with anyone. Also, see cum dumpster
When Joe asked Suzy how long he had to wait to sleep with her, she replied "I'm not a pussy vending machine!"
by erinol0 March 15, 2009
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A kids show on nick jr. about living monster trucks doing stuff (probably drugs).
person 1: do you want to watch Blaze and the Monster Machines?
person 2: LETS BLAZE!
person 3: GIVE ME SOME SPEED!
by Ganglysteam June 11, 2017
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jewish vending machine

1. A term used to describe a vending machine that takes your money and doesn't provide a snack.

2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.
1. I would have brought you a drink too Frank but the Jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!
by choke artist February 07, 2010
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