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Jam Donutting

The art of pressure-filling a lady's joy hole with a good kilo of rasberry jam and co2. With the aid of good muscle control a decent amount of distance should be given to watching as the entire pseduo-prolapse comes out at speed. Extra points would normally be given for random streaks hitting the ceiling that looked like God.
Mary loved Tuesdays as Quentin would purchase 10 jars of Asda's finest jam and proceed to squirt the contents into her quim of desire whilst making donkey sounds. Retreating to a safe distance, the Jam Donutting He has just administered was ready to blow
by dirtyoldman#44 December 7, 2012
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Jam Tapper

"hey James, . . i mean Jam Tapper" =
by Jam Tapper August 5, 2009
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jam bam

When you smash her back doors in too hard and then blood happens.
Oh no I jam bammed last night and it was sore.
by MizzSammy November 17, 2016
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Jam Jars

A glass jar that may contain many sorts of alcoholic beverages (mainly Ryan Cokes) and may or may not have a handle. True Jam Jars should be able to hold a full mickey. After indulging in a series of Jam Jars, comical events tend to happen.
"I've had like...7 fucking Jam Jars..."

"Let's get some Jam Jars, or play Bag Face"
by Ludacrisp August 14, 2008
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BD Jam

An awesome "all virtual" band. Its members come from very different musical backgrounds and have very different musical influences. The band was brought together by a mutual love and appreciation for music. The most interesting fact about BD Jam is that (to date- June 2007) none of its members have formally met. Their correspondance is predominantly through the ever popular video website YouTube. The four core members of the group are from United Kingdom, Brazil, Mexico and Canada. On their shared YouTube channel you will find original compositions as well as their covers from popular artists such as, KT Tunstall, Alanis Morrisette, Jamiroquai, and The Beatles. BD Jam often recognizes other musicians on YouTube and features them as guest artists in their videos. You will note that none of the musicians that make up BD Jam or any feautured musicians read sheet music when composing their part for the finished product. They JAM just like a live band. Though oceans apart, Nanakojo (piano and vocals), Carol (acoustic guitar and vocals), Pook (bass guitar), and Saxy (saxophone) are devoted to making music and bringing it to a growing and appreciative audience.
Have you heard the latest Incubus cover from BD Jam?
by Sherita July 5, 2007
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jammed finger

when a girl is on top of a guy and intentionally or unintentionally comes up too high and then down again really hard so that the guy's wang comes out while she's up and then gets painfully bent when she comes down because it doesnt have time to re-align for for re-entry.
"How was it the other night with that chick?"
"It was great until she gave me a jammed finger"
"ooooooouch, sucks man."
by p-zilla May 27, 2006
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jimble jam

Specific terminology for a rock climbing move, which may be useful when crack climbing, particularly overhanging jamming cracks. Only achieveable by males. Employed when one needs to rest both arms and both legs at the same time. Involves inserting one's jimbler into said crack and enlarging it until it jams in nicely (similar to a fist jam), thus enabling the climber to shake out all four limbs and generally take a good breather. Requires a first-rate imagination in order to maintain the hold - thinking about accounting or thermodynamics may *actually* result in injury or death.
He would never have flashed the route if he hadn't pulled out that amazing jimble jam under the roof. We were lucky our view was obscured.
by Goldie_Oz August 26, 2007
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