Feed

A feed is a good meal

“that was a good fucking feed”
“feeds” *pointing to tasty food*

by aussiefemcel September 9, 2022

Bird Feeding

Cumming in someone’s mouth and they, in turn, pass along to you or someone else.

My girlfriend gave me a blow job and tried bird feeding me with my own cum but I politely declined.

by Beags Reid October 13, 2018

Feed Heat

When an individual is scrolling through his/her social media and they come across a post of a person they do not like and get mad over it unexpectedly. They are then reminded of the reasons as to why they DO not like that person.

Often times due to the user interface of social media it is unavoidable.

*Doris scrolling though her instagram feed*
Dora: Fucking Bitch!
Kelly: Whats up?
Dora: No I saw this pic of Liz on my Instagram. I hate her but I can't unfollow her because I don't want it to get awkward at work. She's such a bitch!

Kelly: Looks like you Caught some Feed Heat.

by Cirno9 January 2, 2016

Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Feeding the tic tac to the whale

When a girl is so loose your penis feels like a tic tac thrown into a whales mouth.

I was smashing that puss or so i thought but it was really feeding the tic tac to the whale.

by Misfit13888 January 19, 2020

Feed the U

To do something utterly disgusting but also required. The expression came about when a guy was sharing a small hotel room with his new girlfriend. After passing a stool in the morning, he discovered that the flush didn't work. Rather than face the embarrassment of letting his new flame witness his morning defecation, he dropped to his knees, grabbed the turd and manually fed it through the u-bend.

"I really don't want to do this but I've got to feed the u"

by horndog2017 July 5, 2017