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septic tank deep dive

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)
Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!
mugGet the septic tank deep divemug.

Dive Bombing

Jumping from a 40ft ladder while naked, as to slam into the lubed up vagina of a woman at the bottom of the ladder, all while screeching like a German Junkers Ju 87's ram-air siren!
I was Dive Bombing my girlfriend yesterday. Sadly we had to stop, as we woke up her parents
by TheTipsySailor March 13, 2024
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Swan dive off the sundeck

A phrase used to express extreme disapproval with a certain scenario/situation
“If I lose this hand of poker, I swear I’m gonna swan dive off the sundeck”
I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”
by Mdrzik26 December 18, 2019
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pearl diving

Ejaculating at the bottom of the pool then waiting for the “Pearls” to rise to the top before diving in to collect them.
I watched as Jimmy sank to the bottom of the pool and moments later I went pearl diving to collect my prize.
by gfunk44 November 8, 2021
mugGet the pearl divingmug.

Cluster deep dive these nuts!

The exclamation shouted by an angry tech marketing droid when challenged.
You can cluster deep dive these nuts! you mother fucker
by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 4, 2018
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poon diving

The act of getting, or trying to get poon. Can also be used simply if a person is trying to get with a girl.
"Ian is poon diving on Caroline."

"Kerry is peen diving on Ian." (Antonym)
by D Rex December 15, 2007
mugGet the poon divingmug.

Cliff Diving

To abruptly dive into a situation without thinking it through.
Man I sure lost my ass on this deal. I should’ve thought about first instead I went Cliff Diving.
by Mind_surgeon March 21, 2023
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