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Boarding school

Prison

Well kinda...
A frequently-stereotyped educational institution that often features a more diverse population than most people believe. Contrary to popular belief, not all boarding school students are snotty, preppy airheads and jocks. Not all are sent there as preparation for becoming trophy wives or CEOs. Boarding schools are not as weird and sheltered as they are portrayed to be (especially not for day students) and they do have significant value other than "getting the kids out of the way".

Many parents send children to boarding schools for high school because they feel this will better prepare them for college life. Others live in areas with poor public schooling systems and elect to send their children elsewhere, so they can have a better education. It may come as a shock to some that many boarding school students come from extremely rural areas or from so-called "bad neighborhoods" and are there on scholarship.

Living at a boarding school often puts kids in contact with people they would never meet otherwise, as students often come from all over the world. Interacting with people from different places and backgrounds generally broadens the students' minds and horizons. Dorm life requires that they learn to live with other people and to effectively resolve problems with roommates and neighbors.
“Oh look Lara, Freya and Philippa go to a Boarding school.”

“Oh no! I was going to bang all three tonight but because they live in hell I can’t anymore”
by Sugerplum101 January 27, 2021
mugGet the Boarding schoolmug.

Golden water board

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.
Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board
by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025
mugGet the Golden water boardmug.

National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020
mugGet the National Key Board Daymug.

Dirty cutting board

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.
by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024
mugGet the Dirty cutting boardmug.

Boarding Star

Someone who helps people get on planes but also someone who is so great at their job that they are a star.
Person 1: damn he’s really good at his job
Person 2: he must be a boarding star
by BoardingStar123 July 10, 2021
mugGet the Boarding Starmug.

board

"the absence of center David Robinson to dominate on the boards"
by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
mugGet the boardmug.

Board Gypsy

At cornhole tournaments when people go board to board to get in a few throws between games.
My game got held up a little bit because some board gypsy was on it. Did you see how fast that board gypsy was throwing just to get in a few throws before our game started?
by Aegon May 21, 2021
mugGet the Board Gypsymug.

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